Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Japanese Louis Armstrong in black face

Ever wonder what Louis Armstrong would sound like if he couldn't pronounce the letter "L" ?

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Google Finance hacked?

Either Google is foreshadowing the Apocalypse, or shit is going down at google headquarters. If Mr. Buffet woke up and this was a reality I am sure he would blow his brains out.

Get your shit together google.






On a side I consider this to be the moment GOOG imploded...

Friday, January 9, 2009

Heinz it up!

Seriously who doesn't use ketchup?

HNZ
P/E 12.7
ROE 53%

Just off the 52 week low.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Hear me ROAR

So it's clear that the world is crumbling around us.With the shit storm in the Gaza strip and the middle east something is going to have to clean up all that shit. Not to mention the explosion of building in Asia.

So how can we profit off the destruction of the planet? With construction of course!

Caterpillar
(CAT) is the world’s leading manufacturer of construction and mining equipment and it is what will clean up all the rubble caused by religious bullshit. Isreal has been using Caterpillar to destroy... I mean clean up Gaza for years. They even go as far to armor the shit out of their dozers.


CAT is sporting a P/E of 7.54 and a Return on Equity of 42.41%

I am long on this kitty.

Round 2

So I am starting this bitch back up. Pay no attention to any posts that came before this one. My Pre-recession picks were fucking terrible. I still love Cree as a company and will be using their products in my future building plans. I think they have the best LED's on the market and if you are in the flashlight market get yourself anything from Surefire all of their LED torches all use Cree.

Right now I am looking for quick returns and companies that were taken out by the recession tidal wave. My post recession portfolio us up way above the S&P so I figure that gives me the right to spout off like any other shit head on the internet.

Some post recession picks have been:

Energizer (ENR) + 45%
Suncor (SU) + 39%
Southern Copper Corp. (PCU) + 21%
Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) + 6%
Colgate Palmolive (CL) + 6%

Keep checking this place out for random links, debauchery and some stock talk.


Thursday, November 1, 2007

A visual representation of what happened to crocs today.

R/C car = Investors
Girl on bike = CROX

Fucking eat something.

How the fuck is brad pitt not force feeding this monster?